"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/09/2018 at 10:38 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/09/2018 at 10:38 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire | 14
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Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! I’ve got Liberia’s deficit in my skyrocket.
1 st Wipe : Recalls are at the lowest overall level in five years. Or 28 years if you exclude FCA.
2 nd Wipe : Don’t worry about those tariffs; they’ll only increase the price of a car by a few hundred dollars, since tons of people will probably lose their jobs to help reduce the financial impact to consumers.
3 rd Wipe : Senate, still wondering how all these innocent people keep getting killed and maimed by deadly metal fragments, pushing to have Takata recall completed quickly.
4 th Wipe : Crossovers and SUV boom is helping BMW spend more than ever on R&D for electrification. But once they sell a bunch of low-margin electric vehicles, where will the money come from then?
5 th Wipe : Carvana’s “car vending machines” are booming, despite financial losses for the company. If you tilt them just right, you can get a free Kia Rio and some Funyuns with your BMW 5-series.
Flush : Today in 1964, the first Mustang rolled off the assembly line and straight into our hearts. Thankfully, open-heart surgery was invented in 1960, so we were okay.
user314
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/09/2018 at 10:50 |
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Today in 1964, the first Mustang rolled off the assembly line and straight into our hearts a crowd leaving a Cars & Coffee.
FTFY.
dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/09/2018 at 11:05 |
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5th wipe and flush are fantastic, this is one of your best yet
interstate366, now In The Industry
> user314
03/09/2018 at 11:06 |
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COTD
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Ash78, voting early and often
> user314
03/09/2018 at 11:25 |
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I actually already used that one in a recent TMS post, so I didn’t want to recycle.
I regret that the hardest thing about Mustang jokes is finding new ways to say the same thing over and over.
1st world memeproblems
Spanfeller is a twat
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/09/2018 at 11:37 |
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The v6 mustangs rolled straight out of the assembly line into rental car lots
gmctavish needs more space
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/09/2018 at 11:49 |
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*Slow clap*